Mysteries

I am having some troubles today. Number one. Why can't I get my pictures to stand vertically?

Every time I rotate them they rotate back after I upload them! Grr. Technology.

Also, why are all the corn bread muffins I make so bland? I love corn and I love bread so why can't they just mold themselves together magically to form a moist, tender, flavorful burst of wonderfulness? Why?

Third. Who wants to do dishes? :)

But seriously. Corn bread suggestions?